Sheryl Crow urges us all to save the world by using one sheet of toilet paper per bathroom visit. Whilst I’m sure her heart is in the right place, her advice is crap (which would take a lot more than one sheet of toilet roll to clear up.)
In her rock star world, I’m sure that one sheet of 15 ply, double quilted, extra velvet tissue roll does indeed suffice. I, however, am a poor student, with the meagre offerings of the 99p store flapping uselessly in my bathroom. Honestly, just breathing in my toilet tissue’s direction causes it to disintegrate immediately. I would be in trouble if dictated to use just one sheet.
There are plenty of small things we can all do to combat global warming, but it’s unlikely that Ms Crow’s suggestion will be widely adopted. Thank goodness for that. 
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I can't save the world- my toilet roll is rubbish
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Ms. Crow has most certainly left planet Earth behind, with that suggestion, ey?
Oh yes, we've the good ol' 4 for one dollar packages of TP over here, in our one dollar stores as well--four rolls lasting less than 1 roll of the 1000 sheet two-ply stuff, as you have to use twice as much to get the..job..done. 
 | joebangles [Member] 2007-04-29 @ 19:04 |
A quarter page from the Daily Mirror or The Sun would be O.K., that's just about all they are worth.( please note, the print comes off of The Daily Mail )
 | sallyontour pro 2007-04-30 @ 10:17 |
She obviously doesn't used recycled then! And what if she has the "Runs, baby, runs, baby, runs, baby, runs, baby, runs"?
I notice she's a spokesperson for Revlon. Littering the planet with superfluous plastic packaging and testing more cosmetics we don't need on animals is OK in her world then?
I don't believe in testing cosmetics on animals. For one thing, I can never get all the cat hairs out of the lipstick.
(sings: "If it's yellow, let it mellow, If it's brown, flush it down"
 | kevinwilson pro 2007-05-03 @ 18:28 |
maybe she's got a very small...er...opening.
as for me, i get through one full roll every time.
thinks "wonder if i should buy one of those toilet things?"
 | GilraenH pro http://www.gilraen.blog.co.uk 2007-05-05 @ 17:00 |
Goodness me. She'll be suggesting a rag on a stick next.
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